EMPTILY FAKE

They are usually the loudest, they have tons of attitude, no respect, and oh gush they lie! Most times for no apparent reason.

We all know these girls, some of them are our friends. I don’t want to sound like some disgruntled loser trying to pour out another batch of heartbrokeness, but its pathetic when I see these girls fighting futilely to create this fantasy world where they become princesses meet prince charming and live happily ever after.

Of course there are those that have it all and they don’t pretend to be less or more than who they are. They are humble and real, we all must have met that beautiful girl that doesn’t have to be a bitch.

Today I saw this incredibly ugly girl put this on her status- “Send me your number if you’re a fine boy; if you’re not please don’t bother” I was appalled to think that she of all earths disadvantaged children could do that, I concluded that she must be desperately and instinctively fighting her misfortune by trying to do her own genetic engineering in an effort to make sure that what happened to her doesn’t repeat itself in the future. Well I wish her goodluck.

There is this girl I know that believes without an iota of doubt that she’s pretty, nothing in this world can shake her conviction. She sees it in the mirror (albeit only her) and she acts it, I believe there’s a syndrome to that effect I will remember the name. She will not accept any boy she perceives to be below her standards even if the guys attempts are halfhearted as she’s as plain as a wiped board; she drools after Ben Afleck and dreams of Zac Efron.

A friend of mine was asking this girl out a while back. This guy was really nice and cute too I must add, he was willing to do anything to get this girl to say yes, but there was a problem. The poor girl thought she was in a relationship with this other dude, who obviously was just fucking her. She should have known what he was using her for if only she could stop craving his six pack and bad boy handsomeness; I’m a guy but this boy was an asshole and dumb to boot. It would have been different if the boy was showing her some care or hiding his other affairs but he wasn’t and my friend watched helplessly as the girl he wanted made herself a slave so she could have a jock.

Another group of girls have a fascinating problem. From years of reading hundreds upon hundreds of romance novels they believe religiously that the perfect guy or more appropriately Mr right comes in a gold box with pink ribbons; he’s rich, handsome, powerful, intelligent, magnificent in bed, tall even blonde lol. I’m sure that guy is somewhere high up in the heavens, keep searching.

I like my warri girls sha, most times they don’t delude themselves, they go straight for the money and don’t care if you see them coming nor do they lie about what they do to the world. Its better that way, unlike the gang of girls who powder their noses and want to make you believe they come from Banana Island or some other soft places. They’re the rudest; they belittle the unfortunate boys and even girls around them. They act like they have it all till their parents come to pay them a wonderful surprise visit in school; driving in that piece of shit.

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14 thoughts on “EMPTILY FAKE

  1. Nice job Ovo. You sound like a scorned man but then again, we’ve had this conversation before and none of those girls are meant for you. You will find her but not in Nigeria.

  2. Ovo dis is cool stuff rily cool I must say nd truat me sme wafi galz wana mak up dier noses lyk dey liv on d island in Lagos or possibly Dubai nowaydyz plz kip advicin dem o

  3. Wonderfully written as usual. But it ended quite abruptly, it feels incomplete. Romance novels are just a way to escape the real world for a few hours, but unfortunately, some chics take it too seriously. Nice post, u’re a great writer!

  4. “I concluded that she must be desperately and instinctively fighting her misfortune by trying to do her own genetic engineering in an effort to make sure that what happened to her doesn’t repeat itself in the future” … LMAOOOOOOO! Damn!
    This is wonderfully written as usual. But it ended quite abruptly, it feels incomplete. Romance novels are just a way to escape the real world for a few hours, but unfortunately, some chics take it too seriously. About ur frnd, girls just have a weakness for bad boys, cos they r exciting, but this usually wears off, and then they’ll need someone more reliable. Hope she wakes up soon.
    Nice post, u’re a great writer!

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